Making assumptions such as that is bad scientific practice!
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"A good guess", jeesh, scientific method is right out the window!
EDIT:
I also found this, so I'm throwing it out there too :)
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WVn0qQZO3C.../dark-halo.jpg
I derived it from your avoiding of the reproducibility issue.
Oh-oh seems like you haven't been doing your quantum field theory homeworks... That would be what a layperson would call everywhere.
Why not, if it were just like god, the dark matter can just pull whenever and wherever it feels like pulling. In fact it could just bend the photons so that they create the image of god...