Things not to do while shaving...

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Originally Posted by Tsunami

Dont ask the girlfriend " Is it in Yet??" while shaving with a straight razor

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Don't necropost while shaving.

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Dont watch human centipede while shaving...dont think about human centipede while shaving...better yet forget I mentioned this. Good day

Don Knotts impersonation..................................... ................

Do not shave while wrestling a bear.
Do not shave a bear while wrestling.

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Originally Posted by HNSB

I was inspired by thebigspendur's signature:


In particular it was this part that caught my attention:

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What signature? I can't see any signature...?

James.

Do not shave while roller skating in a buffalo herd (this is for folks in their middle years).

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Originally Posted by Jimbo

What signature? I can't see any signature...?

James.

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One may recall that until several months ago, one could have a standard signature line that would appear under each of one's posts.

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Originally Posted by chay2K

Don't necropost while shaving.

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Do not run or fight zombies while shaving

On a side note, I am a firm believer these forums will be the source of zombie. Way too much dead stuff coming back to life on here. Heck, one even has a lot more life now than it did then!