Thread: Things not to do while shaving...

I was inspired by thebigspendur's signature:

Sparks, Nevada Police report last night Homer La Fong Died while shaving with his straight razor. His wife reported he was using his Iwasaki Razor and while shaving his neck it just seemed to have a mind of its own and came to life and cut his throat. Subsequent investigation revealed the razor belonged to Toshiro Kawasaki a WWll Kamakazee pilot who was killed when his plane slammed into the USS Yorktown. His last act was to shave with that razor. It is suspected the razor is haunted.

In particular it was this part that caught my attention:

... Kamakazee pilot who was killed when his plane slammed into the USS Yorktown. His last act was to shave with that razor.

As I read that, I was thinking "If the dumb hadn't been shaving at the time, he probably wouldn't have crashed!"
(yeah, I understand kamikazee and whatnot... It just struck me as funny. "his last act was to shave with that razor", which implies he was shaving at the moment of impact)


HERE'S THE POINT OF THIS THREAD:
Let's see how many absurd ideas we can come up with of things not to do while shaving

Examples:
Jockey a racehorse
Operate a jackhammer

What else should you not do while straight shaving?

Reply to threads...that's hard to do while shaving.

I would most definitely not take a poo while shaving. Most unwise...

Skydiving and shaving don't mix.

Never, ever pick up your socks while shaving.










Or at any other time either! Lets the socks lay where they lay...even if the wife gets grouchy about it!

Don't suba dive either.

do not shave while stuck in traffic, or while on an elevator.

Originally Posted by rickboone

Reply to threads...that's hard to do while shaving.

Nonsense. I'm shaving as I write this reply, and so far no worries.

However, do not operate heavy machinery whilst shaving... or any time, for that matter, unless you are properly qualified.
Do not "bob-along" whilst shaving.
Do not "do-a-hokey-pokey-&-turn-yourself-around" whilst shaving.
Do not "find your groove" whilst shaving. (It's in the cupboard, by the way)
Do not "night at the Roxbury" whilst shaving.
Do not "make whoopie" whilst shaving.
Do not "Jenga" whilst shaving.
Do not "re-enact Civil War battles" whilst shaving.
Do not "air-guitar Stairway to Heaven" whilst shaving.

And if you air-guitar Stairway to Heaven when not shaving, stop it. Seriously. People are laughing at you, not with you.

Do not "kamikaze" whilst shaving. We all see how it worked out for Mr. Kawasaki. @#$&'ing poltergeists...

It would probably be in rather poor judgement to re-wire your bathroom whilst shaving.

Do not ride a pogo stick while shaving.