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    Don't try to tie your tie (especially in a Windsor) while straight shaving.

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    do NOT let your wife walk into the bathroom and goose you in the ribs while shaving (I now keep the door locked and closed while shaving)

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    Quote Originally Posted by sapito318 View Post
    Dont shave with 2 razors at the same time......
    Dang you stole mine!
    Actually I was going to word it: "do not shave while you shave"

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    Don't try to change a car tire while shaving.

    Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

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    Don't try to see if you can touch your chin with your tongue, while shaving.

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    do not shave while tumbling down a flight of stairs
    Last edited by hoglahoo; 02-01-2010 at 10:22 PM. Reason: eh

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    Don't try eating with chopsticks.

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    Don't ever shave while riding a wheelie on a motorcycle.

    Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

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    For the Sci-Fi fans, never shave duting a "Flash Forward".

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    Do not shave while performing as a human cannonball.

    Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

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