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01-29-2010, 09:20 PM #31
Don't try to tie your tie (especially in a Windsor) while straight shaving.
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01-31-2010, 03:33 AM #32
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Thanked: 259do NOT let your wife walk into the bathroom and goose you in the ribs while shaving (I now keep the door locked and closed while shaving)
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01-31-2010, 03:52 AM #33
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01-31-2010, 05:53 AM #34
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Thanked: 1371Don't try to change a car tire while shaving.
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
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02-01-2010, 08:56 PM #35
Don't try to see if you can touch your chin with your tongue, while shaving.
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02-01-2010, 10:21 PM #36
do not shave while tumbling down a flight of stairs
Last edited by hoglahoo; 02-01-2010 at 10:22 PM. Reason: eh
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02-01-2010, 10:33 PM #37
Don't try eating with chopsticks.
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02-03-2010, 06:10 AM #38
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Thanked: 1371Don't ever shave while riding a wheelie on a motorcycle.
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
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02-07-2010, 06:21 PM #39
For the Sci-Fi fans, never shave duting a "Flash Forward".
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07-07-2010, 11:04 PM #40
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Thanked: 1371Do not shave while performing as a human cannonball.
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.