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07-07-2010, 11:44 PM #41Senior Member
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Don't Shave While on the Cell Phone
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07-08-2010, 05:10 PM #42Damn hedgehog
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Do not try to shave while listening to ice hockey from radio.
Before last winter i didn't know this golden rule but i do know it now.
As my home team seemed to get one of their glorious moments on ice, i dropped my razor on the sink and broke the scales
'That is what i do. I drink and i know things'
-Tyrion Lannister.
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07-08-2010, 07:43 PM #43Shaves with Tarantulas
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Maybe this should be part of a different thread titled "Things I HAVE done while shaving." Two weeks ago we had an earthquake here in Southern California. I was shaving when it hit. No damage, but I ran outside, like everyone else in the apt building, and had to explain the goop on my face. On a related note, I once was "doing the deed" with my girlfriend when a quake hit. I took full credit for it.
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07-08-2010, 07:51 PM #44This is not my actual head.
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Do not shave while doing the deed during an earthquake.
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
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07-09-2010, 11:14 PM #45what Dad calls me
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Never shave while listening to the Rolling Stones, especially "Jumping Jack Flash"!
It is easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled. Twain
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07-10-2010, 01:09 AM #46Shaves with Tarantulas
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Pose for your driver's license photo.
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02-07-2012, 01:51 PM #47learning something new every day
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never adjust the timing on your truck while shaving.
Never make out while shaving ( she might find you weird)
Do not tap maple trees while shaving.
Do not butcher hogs while shaving.
do not run a chainsaw while shaving,.
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02-07-2012, 03:56 PM #48Senior Member
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don't go rock climbing as a lead climber while shaving.
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02-07-2012, 03:57 PM #49I shave with a spoon on a stick.
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Do not do anything other than shaving when shaving.
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02-07-2012, 03:59 PM #50Senior Member
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Dont ask the girlfriend " Is it in Yet??" while shaving with a straight razor
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