Thread: Things not to do while shaving...

do not try to be a navigator and shave while in a trophy truck that is moving at full tilt

Do not sneeze whilst shaving.

I did once, and it was only my quick hands getting the razor away that stopped me filleting my face...!

Originally Posted by thebigspendur

Don't suba dive either.

Ya know, I actually thought this would make for a great picture, shaving underwater. I mean, the location practically preps your beard for you... Just so long as you use a disposable blade, I shudder to think what salt water would do to carbon steel...

But as far as stuff not to do... mmm.

Don't put the razor in your mouth and go *OM NOM NOM*. Or you will end up like this guy.

Don't look in the mirror at your tounge while shaving.

Do not get real drunk while you are shaving with a straight, tape it and put it on the internet.....

Dont shave with 2 razors at the same time......

Originally Posted by PensiveDragon

Ya know, I actually thought this would make for a great picture, shaving underwater. I mean, the location practically preps your beard for you... Just so long as you use a disposable blade, I shudder to think what salt water would do to carbon steel...

But as far as stuff not to do... mmm.

Don't put the razor in your mouth and go *OM NOM NOM*. Or you will end up like this guy.

Yea but how would you work the shave cream underwater?

Originally Posted by Otto

Do not get real drunk while you are shaving with a straight, tape it and put it on the internet.....

HA! Good one!

It has to be said. Neve pick your nose while shaving. Especially with the hand that holds the blade.

Never, under any cicumstances use an electric razor while shaving!