Ever heard of the mall ninja?

That is the funniest thing I have ever spent 40 minutes reading.

"I am the Sergeant of a three-man Rapid Tactical Force at one of America’s largest indoor retail shopping areas...We use modified electric vehicles and can be anywhere on a given floor within eight and a half minutes"

:dropjaw:

http://www.austinchronicle.com/binar...artMallCop.jpg

Thanks, that was hilarious! Sadly, there are guys like that. You see it everywhere, guys with no skill but needing the most expensive and best kit otherwise they can't do whatever they need to do. If you live in the basement of Hotel Mama, you can probably build up the funds even from welfare checks. :)