The Limerick Thread!

Whilst placing the blade to his face

He said, "Oh this beard's a disgrace."

But it hides an ugly scar

That is seen near or far..

keeping girls from spraying the mace

While strolling through Ballyfare Hall,

pondering things both great and small

I bumped into a rather odd fellow

Who was carring a bowl of red Jello

As well as an elf in his shawl