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The Limerick Thread!
I thought this might be a fun game to play. Those of you who listen to BBC Radio 4's "I'm sorry I haven't a clue" would know this one.
The game is to construct a limerick one line at a time. I will start with a particularly fecund opening line, then the next person supplies the second line, and so on until a 5 line limerick is formed.
Once a limerick is completed, the next poster can start with a new first line, and thus carry on the general mirth ad infinitum.
The limericks can be bawdy, but please do not use expletives or make them too crude.
OK, here's the first line:
"While strolling the shores of Nantucket,"
James.
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I stuck my foot in abucket!
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As I hobbled by into the thicket.
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Down by the river I was standing
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When a boat pulled into the landing
James.
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Who down below is lacking.
Bad I know.
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Great thread! :)
There once was a lady called Flo...
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She sat up with a start!
James.
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And for those faint of heart
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Let's just say, she blew her kazoo...
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:rofl2:
There once was a builder from Brighton...
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Who never wanted to turn the hall light on.
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As he stumbled and tripped
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And concluded he must have no pants on.
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:roflmao
A lady with fiery red hair
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met a lass who was much more fair
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She proclaimed with a Pout !!!
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"These are real, so there!"
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An anxious young groom in his tux
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He'd given the striper, all of his Bucks !!!
GREAT !!!! idea,,, Jimbo Roo !!!!
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She looked deep into his eyes
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If only it was known she was a man in disguise.
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Said a man from old Clare as he rambled...
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I've worn through many a boot as I've shambled
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He'd ramble & shamble & gambol
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Said Felix whilst holding his razor
:D
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"I like this part of the day, sir"
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With face freshly shorn...
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With steel sharper than a laser !!!!