Whilst placing the blade to his face
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Whilst placing the blade to his face
He said, "Oh this beard's a disgrace."
But it hides an ugly scar
That is seen near or far..
keeping girls from spraying the mace
While strolling through Ballyfare Hall,
pondering things both great and small
I bumped into a rather odd fellow
Who was carring a bowl of red Jello
As well as an elf in his shawl
See what you guys can do with a golden oldie!:
There once was an old man named Dave...
who one day got lost in a cave
where he met a talking bat
With quite a large...Hat
Who forgot... But never forgave
There once was a man named Jimbo
(In honour of this thread's instigator) :)
So with his arm in a sling,
It looked like a wing.
But he said he'd be back in the Gym though
There was a blind man who had a straight razor,
He also carried a taser
So properly armed,
He was never alarmed,
Need he subdue his beard or Joe Frazier
A man in cloak and sword by the highway stood
started making trouble in my neighborhood
:rofl2:
He stole razors from the rich
And then promptly sold them on Craigslist
While walking my dog this past summer,
I thought "gee this mutt's getting dummer!"
He doesn't want to sit,
and he seems to forget
You go the Postman. Not the Plumber!
Well me dunny's blocked
There once was a razor from Nizes,
With Bevels of two different sizes,
One was so small, it was nuttin' at all
and the other was sharp and won prizes.............:)
There once was a guy called Lynn,
Who's bevels were incredibly thin,
They'd split atoms in half,
The CERN guys were aghast,
They'd spent billions when they should have called him!
:D
So here I sit