There once was a lobster from Berlin
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There once was a lobster from Berlin
Who went by the name Merlin...
His bath looked a bit hot...
Dieter said it was not
There once was a lobster from Berlin
Who went by the name Merlin...
His bath looked a bit hot...
Dieter said it was not
So he drained it and filled it again.
Straight razor shavers share one thing,
They like looking at tonsorial bling...
But their wives rant and rave ...
Straight razor shavers share one thing,
They like looking at tonsorial bling...
But their wives rant and rave ...
All the while they shave
Only wallets are feeling the sting.
There was a carbuncle choad named Billy
Short, fat, infectious and looking silly...
Some said he had a big head
Lived on pie and garlic bread
There was a carbuncle choad named Billy
Short, fat, infectious and looking silly
Some said he had a big head
Lived on pie and garlic bread
And eventually he couldn't see his willy
A sailor who hadn't a clue
A brush in his hat
Ate him some scat
If that aint some poo
Grinding beans to make make some espresso.
Before I visit the bordello
With a cup in one hand...
And a quite swollen gland
Said, this is going nowhere good.