And purchased my soul
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And now I'm all wet down the front.
James.
There once was a thug who was heinous.
He went by the name of Sejanus
Quick with his sling,
or a cold chicken wing,
And often found shaving with his Venus
As I stolled out this morning to vote,
I donned my hat and my coat
And walked to the polls with my goat.
BUMP
There once was a shaver we knew........
Whose lather was laced with glue...
A quick setting mix he found best...
whilst wearing his leather vest
and riding his favourite Gnu...
Whose name was Blue
They traveled to the West
There once was a sniper from Salem,
[11:39:02] <CarrieM> who couldn't rhyme to save him..
[11:40:22] <CarrieM> but he continued the cant
[11:40:31] <CarrieM> till folks started to rant..
[11:41:07] <CarrieM> and lee scrapped the whole damn thing
For Lee's sake, let's try again.
There was a young lady from St. Louie.......
whose suitor was named Hewey...
A dashing young lad...
Who did nothing bad
But her mother behaved like a banshee.
While walking the beaches of Spain....
He said with a hint of disdain...
"This sand in my beard
makes my razor act weird
I should have rode 'round on the train.
A patient of LinacMan's wife
Forgot where he'd hidden his knife
The navel was searchedQuote:
A patient of LinacMan's wife
Forgot where he'd hidden his knife
Twas there it was perched
She lept back and ran for her life!
As I perused some fillys on the bay...
A Wade & Butcher came my way!
So I pulled out my hones,
And gave a work out to them stones
And now it's in Shave Of The Day!
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