And whence she returned I happily and properly did bend her;)
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And whence she returned I happily and properly did bend her;)
An old lass with a dowager's hump
tried to sit quietly while taking a dump
but the badger nearby
said "who let that stank fly"
was startled and fell on her rump.
Said a certain old spinster from Limerick,
Of all of these options, just take a pick
"You may either rhyme neatly
or dirty as hell
as long as you do it well.
While eating my lunch at my desk
I swatted a fly, the pest!
My secretary smiled
as I was beguiled
The tramp had eaten the rest!
Whilst testing his friends' rhyming skills
He dreamt of a cabin in the far off hills,
Near a trout filled river,
He'd bait with chopped liver
For nothing much more than cheap thrills
There was a young man named Hoglahoo....
Who was neither Capulet nor Montague
Nonetheless of good breeding
who did his fair share of seeding
From within his spacious igaloo
While shaving my head one fair morn...
I remembered days of living in the dorms
In tight & cramped quarters
Singing Cash's "Hey Porter!"
When I remembered, I'm already shorn!
On the night he wed his fair bride
Ninjas came, but were seen though they tried
using stealth like a cat
tho exceedingly fat
The couple was sliced up and fried
While cruising the Thames in a punt
James.
I met a poor lad James the Runt.
He lunged at my pole
James.
Jimbolina they called him
EDIT: You beat me to it James