Might throw a fit
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Might throw a fit
and shoot off the dunny door lock
There once was a man who worked wood...
with skill some considered good
forsook by his wife
He took his own life...
So his bros found another who could
(it's only as dirty as you want it to be :p )
One morning, I found to my shock,
while inspecting my grandpa's clock
something was hidden inside
So I opened it wide...
'Twas where Gramps stashed his Nakayama rock!
One day whilst eating an orange...
I noted a missing door hinge
I spoke to the wife
She said that in all of her life
She ne'er shoulda poisoned my porridge
And I didnt want to go out and play...
So I pulled up a chair...
With a playboy, at the articles to stare...
And dreamt that the pin-up I'd lay.
Following Rob's theme of difficult rhymes:
One day whilst cleaning the chimney...
I realized my grammar was flimsy
confusing their with they're...
And wear with where...
And with that thought the chimney caved in on me.
OK, rhyme with this one:
A libra once dated a capricorn
He played the flute, she played the harp 'n' horn
And whilst he did play, she ran away
on not a hose but a Unicorn!
Whilst wading in water of shallow depth...
I was carefully watching each step
But when my pole bend down...
I exclaimed with a frown,
Mine pole hath not verily kepth
kepth :rofl2:
While cutting my whiskers one rainy day
I said to myself "What the hey?"
And lobbed me boots out the wind'r (window)
then me lass to the store I did send her