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    While walking my dog this past summer,

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    I thought "gee this mutt's getting dummer!"

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    He doesn't want to sit,
    Consider where you will spend ETERNITY !!!!!!
    Growing Old is a necessity; Growing Up is Not !

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    and he seems to forget

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    You go the Postman. Not the Plumber!

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    Well me dunny's blocked

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    There once was a razor from Nizes,

    With Bevels of two different sizes,

    One was so small, it was nuttin' at all

    and the other was sharp and won prizes.............

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    There once was a guy called Lynn,
    Who's bevels were incredibly thin,
    They'd split atoms in half,
    The CERN guys were aghast,
    They'd spent billions when they should have called him!


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    Quote Originally Posted by MickR View Post
    Well me dunny's blocked
    and my gun is half-c0cked

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    So here I sit
    Consider where you will spend ETERNITY !!!!!!
    Growing Old is a necessity; Growing Up is Not !

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