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  1. 02-14-2016, 05:59 PM #571
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    Straight razor shavers share one thing,
    They like looking at tonsorial bling...
    But their wives rant and rave ...
    All the while they shave
    Only wallets are feeling the sting.
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    There was a carbuncle choad named Billy
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    Short, fat, infectious and looking silly...
    Into this house we're born, into this world we're thrown ~ Jim Morrison​
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    Some said he had a big head
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    Lived on pie and garlic bread
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    There was a carbuncle choad named Billy
    Short, fat, infectious and looking silly
    Some said he had a big head
    Lived on pie and garlic bread
    And eventually he couldn't see his willy
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    A sailor who hadn't a clue
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phoenix51 View Post
    A sailor who hadn't a clue
    Kept a razor in his shoe
    Our house is as Neil left it- an Aladdin’s cave of 'stuff'.

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    A brush in his hat
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    Ate him some scat
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