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  1. 02-07-2016, 04:10 AM #471
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    My turn to start a new limerick
    Is that the start or just a gimmick
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nightblade View Post
    Whilst pondering my navel last night
    It appears to have moved to the right
    Although I'm concerned I was not uptight
    Quote Originally Posted by Substance View Post
    Been listening to dust radio
    While motoring through Ontario
    And as I hit the gas,
    To overcome gravitational mass
    I spilt my coffee


    Just a couple of the most recent limerick oopsies.
    There have been several before this.

    Roses are red
    violets are blue
    limericks follow a simple pattern
    my favorite planet is Saturn
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    My turn to start a new limerick
    Is that the start or just a gimmick
    Poetry is stupid not hard...
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    My turn to start a new limerick
    Is that the start or just a gimmick
    Poetry is stupid not hard...
    Unlike a tub of lard
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    My turn to start a new limerick
    Is that the start or just a gimmick
    Poetry is stupid not hard...
    Unlike a tub of lard
    The rules of the thread we must mimic
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    My left nut is larger than my right...
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    My left nut is larger than my right...
    Though my belly makes it out of sight
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    I need to lose weight

    (FYI, I do need to lose weight but that was in fact meant to be the next line of the limerick)
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    My left nut is larger than my right...
    Though my belly makes it out of sight
    I need to lose weight
    But I forgot when I ate
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    My left nut is larger than my right...
    Though my belly makes it out of sight...
    I need to lose weight...
    But I forgot when I ate...
    My new bride got a helluva fright
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