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  1. 02-09-2016, 09:28 AM #501
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grazor View Post
    I personaly can't keep it straight one line at a time
    is this a question or the start of a rhyme
    More of a statement than a question. I hoped the quotes in blue would be a hint...
    Yeah, I struggle with that too, makes my eyes squint...
    We're agreed then, one line may be asinine but five is sublime
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    Long are the days of sobriety
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    Quote Originally Posted by puketui41 View Post
    Long are the days of sobriety
    Especially in middle-eastern society,
    My service is good, fast and cheap. Select any two and discount the third.
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    I'd prefer to be mildly drunk
    "Call me Ishmael"
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    But like it more when I'm drunk as a skunk
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    Long are the days of sobriety
    Especially in middle-eastern society,
    I'd prefer to be mildly drunk
    But like it more when I'm drunk as a skunk
    Whilst maintaining my sense of propriety.
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    The Khardashians are all over the news
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    Fake boobs and Louis Vuitton shoes
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    They consulted a Surgeon
    Don't drink and shave!
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    He said," Ladies you're vergin' "
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