The Limerick Thread!

**UKRob** · 02-10-2016, 11:17 AM

Originally Posted by Thug

As he huffs & puffs in the ring

His plums have no-where to swing

**Uzi** · 02-10-2016, 12:50 PM

So he puffed out his chest

**UKRob** · 02-10-2016, 01:32 PM

McGregor is an MMA fighter,
His shorts couldn't be any tighter
As he huffs & puffs in the ring
His plums have no-where to swing
Uzi line deleted
But his wife says that they still delight her.

**puketui41** · 02-10-2016, 01:50 PM

Of Dos Anjos, the lightweight king
Hang on. UKRob, why did you delete Uzi's line?

**Razorfaust** · 02-10-2016, 03:15 PM

Originally Posted by puketui41

Of Dos Anjos, the lightweight king
Hang on. UKRob, why did you delete Uzi's line?

Because of this.

"A limerick is a humorous poem consisting of five lines. The first, second, and fifth lines must have seven to ten syllables while rhyming and having the same verbal rhythm. The third and fourth lines only have to have five to seven syllables, and have to rhyme with each other and have the same rhythm."

**WW243** · 02-10-2016, 05:59 PM

The weasel bought a new phone

**outback** · 02-10-2016, 06:09 PM

Cuz Mother Hubbard had no bone

**WW243** · 02-11-2016, 12:46 AM

Her cupboard was bare

**outback** · 02-11-2016, 02:01 AM

Which left the weasel to stare

**WW243** · 02-11-2016, 11:10 AM

The weasel bought a new phone
Cuz Mother Hubbard had no bone
Her cupboard was bare
Which left the weasel to stare
At Hubbard who lost muscle tone.

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