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    There once was a lobster from Berlin
    "Call me Ishmael"
    CUTS LANE WOOL HAIR LIKE A Saus-AGE!

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    Who went by the name Merlin...
    Why doesn't the taco truck drive around the neighborhood selling tacos & margaritas???

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    His bath looked a bit hot...
    Into this house we're born, into this world we're thrown ~ Jim Morrison

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    Dieter said it was not
    "Call me Ishmael"
    CUTS LANE WOOL HAIR LIKE A Saus-AGE!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WW243 View Post
    Dieter said it was not
    And then the bloke was shot
    Our house is as Neil left it- an Aladdin’s cave of 'stuff'.

    Kim X

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    There once was a lobster from Berlin
    Who went by the name Merlin...
    His bath looked a bit hot...
    Dieter said it was not
    So he drained it and filled it again.
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    Straight razor shavers share one thing,

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    They like looking at tonsorial bling...
    Into this house we're born, into this world we're thrown ~ Jim Morrison

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    But their wives rant and rave ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wirm View Post
    But their wives rant and rave ...
    All the while they shave
    Our house is as Neil left it- an Aladdin’s cave of 'stuff'.

    Kim X

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