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    As does his glands
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    A gentleman hailing from Perth
    Drinks ales increasing his girth
    As his waistband expands
    As does his glands
    You would think He's about to give birth
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    Pinned me down and whispered "I need ya.."
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    As she tugged on my zip
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    Short, fat, infectious and looking silly...
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    Some said he had a big head
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    Lived on pie and garlic bread
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    There was a carbuncle choad named Billy
    Short, fat, infectious and looking silly
    Some said he had a big head
    Lived on pie and garlic bread
    And eventually he couldn't see his willy
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