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02-11-2016, 04:13 PM #541Senior Member
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Heres on for WW243
insert his signature.
There once was a Shearer from HaupageDon't drink and shave!
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02-11-2016, 05:53 PM #542Fatty Boom Boom
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There once was a Shearer from Hauppauge
Who plied her trade on a dogLast edited by WW243; 02-11-2016 at 05:55 PM.
"Call me Ishmael"
CUTS LANE WOOL HAIR LIKE A Saus-AGE!
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02-11-2016, 06:20 PM #543Senior Member
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Slightly confused here.
How does one pronounce "Haupage" ?
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02-11-2016, 08:42 PM #544Senior Member
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Wouldnt take the bait
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02-11-2016, 08:51 PM #545Senior Member
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I was intending it to be pronounced Haw-page it was modified to haw-paw.
Originally Posted by Razorfaust
Wouldnt take the bait
was looking at ww243 signature and wanted to make a limerick out of it.
example:
There once was a Shearer from Hawpage
cuts lane hair wool like a sausage
bla bla etc:
nevermindLast edited by Razorfaust; 02-12-2016 at 03:11 AM.
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02-11-2016, 10:32 PM #546Senior Member
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Damage control...
A gentleman hailing from Perth
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02-12-2016, 03:15 AM #547Senior Member
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Drinks Ales increasing his girth
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02-12-2016, 03:33 AM #548Sharp as a spoon.
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As his waistband expands...
Why doesn't the taco truck drive around the neighborhood selling tacos & margaritas???
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02-12-2016, 04:01 AM #549Senior Member
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As does his glands
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02-12-2016, 04:48 AM #550Senior Member
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A gentleman hailing from Perth
Drinks ales increasing his girth
As his waistband expands
As does his glands
You would think He's about to give birthLast edited by Razorfaust; 02-12-2016 at 04:52 AM.
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