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Jimbo The Limerick Thread! 08-18-2010, 11:49 PM
nun2sharp I stuck my foot in abucket! 08-18-2010, 11:56 PM
hoglahoo A local exclaimed 08-19-2010, 02:08 AM
ReardenSteel "And what is your... 08-19-2010, 02:29 AM
LegalBeagle As I hobbled by into the... 08-19-2010, 02:52 AM
Jimbo Here's a quick rundown of the... 12-17-2015, 09:49 PM
32t 1 I have had fun glancing... 12-17-2015, 10:11 PM
Haroldg48 Sorry, all the ones I know... 12-17-2015, 10:17 PM
32t You lead a sheltered life! 12-17-2015, 10:40 PM
gflight If I can stay out 01-01-2016, 06:33 PM
outback Wouldn't want to shake the... 01-30-2016, 03:13 AM
UKRob Donald Trump is a man with a... 01-30-2016, 01:27 PM
WW243 Donald Trump is a man with a... 01-30-2016, 01:57 PM
puketui41 Donald Trump is a man with a... 01-30-2016, 02:00 PM
WW243 Donald Trump is a man with a... 01-30-2016, 02:14 PM
Grazor Sorry Rob, let's have a go at... 02-02-2016, 08:33 AM
Nightblade When sucking my teeth just... 02-02-2016, 09:24 AM
UKRob There's a hole where a hole... 02-02-2016, 10:36 AM
outback Now I will have to pay 02-03-2016, 05:15 AM
Nightblade Next: That last limerick... 02-03-2016, 05:20 AM
Thug But one of the lines was... 02-03-2016, 06:08 AM
Grazor That last limerick was a good... 02-03-2016, 07:32 AM
sharptonn A few bucks a day, be as it... 02-03-2016, 05:41 AM
Grazor But they all love a tickle... 02-10-2016, 03:53 AM
puketui41 With a feather, down in the... 02-10-2016, 06:41 AM
puketui41 Beware of the king of kung fu, 02-10-2016, 06:43 AM
Grazor just side step him,, he's one... 02-10-2016, 09:10 AM
puketui41 But when you step to the left... 02-10-2016, 09:22 AM
outback Cuz Mother Hubbard had no bone 02-10-2016, 07:09 PM
WW243 Her cupboard was bare 02-11-2016, 01:46 AM
outback Which left the weasel to stare 02-11-2016, 03:01 AM
WW243 The weasel bought a new phone... 02-11-2016, 12:10 PM
Razorfaust Heres on for WW243:p insert... 02-11-2016, 05:13 PM
WW243 There once was a Shearer from... 02-11-2016, 06:53 PM
Thug The Limerick Thread! 02-12-2016, 05:01 AM
Razorfaust A gentleman hailing from... 02-12-2016, 05:48 AM
Razorfaust Frumpy old Granny Oneida 02-12-2016, 05:58 AM
Grazor Pinned me down and whispered... 02-12-2016, 08:36 AM
Grazor Short, fat, infectious and... 02-15-2016, 05:50 AM
puketui41 Some said he had a big head 02-15-2016, 12:03 PM
WW243 Lived on pie and garlic bread 02-15-2016, 03:52 PM
Thug There was a carbuncle choad... 02-15-2016, 04:18 PM
Phoenix51 A sailor who hadn't a clue 02-15-2016, 04:26 PM
cudarunner Kept a razor in his shoe 02-15-2016, 04:35 PM
BeJay A brush in his hat 02-15-2016, 04:45 PM
WW243 Ate him some scat 02-15-2016, 06:29 PM
outback If that aint some poo 02-15-2016, 06:37 PM
BeJay Grinding beans to make make... 02-16-2016, 08:05 AM
WW243 Before I visit the bordello 02-16-2016, 10:10 AM
Grazor With a cup in one hand... 02-18-2016, 07:52 AM
puketui41 How about we do both... 01-31-2016, 08:50 PM
Utopian There once was a girl in the... 02-01-2016, 01:13 AM
32t There once was a girl in the... 02-01-2016, 02:04 AM
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    There was a carbuncle choad named Billy
    Short, fat, infectious and looking silly
    Some said he had a big head
    Lived on pie and garlic bread
    And eventually he couldn't see his willy
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    A sailor who hadn't a clue
    Kept a razor in his shoe
    Our house is as Neil left it- an Aladdins cave of 'stuff'.

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    A brush in his hat
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    Ate him some scat
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