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    Quote Originally Posted by puketui41 View Post
    That when she danced a jig
    You always wondered if it would be fina....


    There once was a girl in the woods
    "When defeat comes, accept it as a signal that your plans are not sound,
    rebuild those plans, and set sail once more toward your coveted goal."

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    Quote Originally Posted by puketui41 View Post
    Donald Trump is a man with a mission,
    To engorge his name recognition,
    He has some grand plans,
    And a hellish sun-tan,
    The poor Mexicans fear extradition.
    I was really hoping someone would come up my with 'Missionary positition'
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    OK let's start again - Donald Trump is a man with ambition.

    And this time the last line must end in missionary position.
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    How about we do both limericks at the same time? I'd say UkRob just missed your post.

    There once was a girl in the woods,
    Red hood and a basket of goods,

    Donald Trump is a man with ambition,
    He's trying with every emission,

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    There once was a girl in the woods,
    Red hood and a basket of goods,
    She brought along a gun


    Donald Trump is a man with ambition,
    He's trying with every emission,
    To prove he's the guy

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    There once was a girl in the woods,
    Red hood and a basket of goods,
    She brought along a gun
    Thinking, This will be fun.


    Donald Trump is a man with ambition,
    He's trying with every emission,
    To prove he's the guy
    Although we wonder why

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    There once was a girl in the woods,
    Red hood and a basket of goods,
    She brought along a gun
    Thinking, This will be fun.
    Gonna shoot big bad wolf in the gourds.

    Donald Trump is a man with ambition,
    He's trying with every emission,
    To prove he's the guy
    Although we wonder why
    He looks bald in the missionary position.
    Into this house we're born, into this world we're thrown ~ Jim Morrison

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    Went cruising with Sunset Sam...
    Into this house we're born, into this world we're thrown ~ Jim Morrison

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    Went cruising with Sunset Sam...
    The undisputed king of spam
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    CUTS LANE WOOL HAIR LIKE A Saus-AGE!

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