The Limerick Thread!

[gflight]

That when she danced a jig

You always wondered if it would be fina....


There once was a girl in the woods

[UKRob]

Donald Trump is a man with a mission,
To engorge his name recognition,
He has some grand plans,
And a hellish sun-tan,
The poor Mexicans fear extradition.

I was really hoping someone would come up my with 'Missionary positition'

[UKRob]

OK let's start again - Donald Trump is a man with ambition.

And this time the last line must end in missionary position.

[puketui41]

How about we do both limericks at the same time? I'd say UkRob just missed your post.

There once was a girl in the woods,
Red hood and a basket of goods,

Donald Trump is a man with ambition,
He's trying with every emission,

[Utopian]

There once was a girl in the woods,
Red hood and a basket of goods,
She brought along a gun


Donald Trump is a man with ambition,
He's trying with every emission,
To prove he's the guy

[32t]

There once was a girl in the woods,
Red hood and a basket of goods,
She brought along a gun
Thinking, This will be fun.


Donald Trump is a man with ambition,
He's trying with every emission,
To prove he's the guy
Although we wonder why

[Grazor]

There once was a girl in the woods,
Red hood and a basket of goods,
She brought along a gun
Thinking, This will be fun.
Gonna shoot big bad wolf in the gourds.

Donald Trump is a man with ambition,
He's trying with every emission,
To prove he's the guy
Although we wonder why
He looks bald in the missionary position.

[Grazor]

Went cruising with Sunset Sam...

[WW243]

Went cruising with Sunset Sam...
The undisputed king of spam

[Thug]

Went cruising with Sunset Sam
The undisputed king of spam
He said with a shudder...