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  1. 01-19-2016, 10:07 PM #281
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    I met a young lass from Utopia...
    Who had a bad case of myopia...
    Her poor eyes can't see far
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    I met a young lass from Utopia..

    Who had a bad case of myopia...

    Her poor eyes can't see far...

    As she stumbled into the bar...
    Why doesn't the taco truck drive around the neighborhood selling tacos & margaritas???
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    I met a young lass from Utopia..

    Who had a bad case of myopia...

    Her poor eyes can't see far...

    As she stumbled into the bar...

    Heard she drank from the horn of cornucopia...
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    Whilst pondering my very next shave...
    Into this house we're born, into this world we're thrown ~ Jim Morrison​
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  5. 01-26-2016, 01:52 AM #285
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    Whilst pondering my very next shave...

    From the comfort of my man-cave...
    Why doesn't the taco truck drive around the neighborhood selling tacos & margaritas???
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    Whilst pondering my very next shave...

    From the comfort of my man-cave...

    My wife yelled down the stair....
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  7. 01-26-2016, 01:24 PM #287
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    Quote Originally Posted by coachschaller View Post
    Whilst pondering my very next shave...

    From the comfort of my man-cave...

    My wife yelled down the stair....
    'You spend so much time down there'
    My service is good, fast and cheap. Select any two and discount the third.
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    Whilst pondering my very next shave...

    From the comfort of my man-cave...

    My wife yelled down the stair....

    You spend so much time down there

    You might as well marry that blade
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  9. 01-26-2016, 02:57 PM #289
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    There was a young gal from the Azores
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  10. 01-26-2016, 03:12 PM #290
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    Whose interests were funghi and spores
    My service is good, fast and cheap. Select any two and discount the third.
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