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  1. 01-30-2016, 12:50 AM #361
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    I met a boll weevil named Jack
    Who had a strange growth on his back
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    Quote Originally Posted by Utopian View Post
    I met a boll weevil named Jack
    Who had a strange growth on his back
    He said with a grin
    "When defeat comes, accept it as a signal that your plans are not sound,
    rebuild those plans, and set sail once more toward your coveted goal."
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    I met a boll weevil named Jack
    Who had a strange growth on his back
    He said with a grin

    Please pop this with a pin
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    I met a boll weevil named Jack
    Who had a strange growth on his back
    He said with a grin
    Please pop this with a pin
    I've tried, but I don't have the knack.
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    While fixing the blades on my mower
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    I thought they were moving much slower
    "Call me Ishmael"
    CUTS LANE WOOL HAIR LIKE A Saus-AGE!
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    While fixing the blades on my mower
    I thought they were moving much slower

    I reached in my hand
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    While fixing the blades on my mower
    I thought they were moving much slower
    I reached in my hand
    Whilst squeeching my gland
    "Call me Ishmael"
    CUTS LANE WOOL HAIR LIKE A Saus-AGE!
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    Whilst squeeching my gland???
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    Wouldn't want to shake the hand of that band
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