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Thread: The Limerick Thread!

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    Like boys with their toys
    It is easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled. Twain

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    He went over and beat their ass.

    Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

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    Where I come from we have swedish steel

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    That gives razors a wonderful feel

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    Without a pull or a tug.
    It is easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled. Twain

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    Smooth enough for a serious hug.


    "Cheap Tools Is Misplaced Economy. Always buy the best and highest grade of razors, hones and strops. Then you are prepared to do the best work."
    - Napoleon LeBlanc, 1895

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    BBS gives this sport its appeal.


    "Cheap Tools Is Misplaced Economy. Always buy the best and highest grade of razors, hones and strops. Then you are prepared to do the best work."
    - Napoleon LeBlanc, 1895

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    I know it is in poor taste to necropost one's own thread, but I need some limericks The OP has the rules.

    While browsing antiques in Nantucket,

    James.

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    tired, I decided to sit on a tuffet

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    But when I got there,

    James.

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