The science behind how a mustache grows.

**Stubear** · 08-31-2010, 09:13 AM

Theres my mistake. I've been applying the vodka and olives, but I dont have the old walrush tache....

**thehekler** · 08-31-2010, 10:47 AM

Hmm I always heard it was straight scotch applied to the upperlip that grew a mustache?

**thebigspendur** · 08-31-2010, 11:27 PM

Originally Posted by thehekler

Hmm I always heard it was straight scotch applied to the upperlip that grew a mustache?

Yes that's true but you have to slap the stuff in for it to work.

**Nightblade** · 09-04-2010, 07:49 AM

Gentlemen....You don't just grow a moustache...you cultivate it.

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