Gentlemen,
The word of the day is "Walmartians". If you're familiar with the website peopleofwalmart.com you already know what a Walmartian might look like. Over the last couple years I've become an avid observer of Walmartians. Having overcome a complete and utter disgust with the species, after a while there was a morbid curiousity that just left me wanting more. Like a bad car wreck that you know you shouldn't look at but somehow are forced to whether you want to or not.

So I received an email today with yet another installment of hidden camera photographs of Walmartians from across this great land of ours. What you are about to see is the absolute gold standard by which all future Walmartians should properly be measured. I'm not sure what else to say about this freak of nature. I'm rarely at a loss for words but....well here she is:

"Omg....this is probably one of the best Wal-Mart photos!!!! Check it out!
This qualifies in the, "Are you sh*%&$g me?" categories.
This woman is out shopping in public with no shirt on. She has her boobs tucked into her pants. INTO HER PANTS!!! I understand that gravity was hard on her but SERIOUSLY???!!?!?!?!?"



We Americans are a classy bunch, no?