Razors compared to cell phones
I started thinking about the evolution of phones and thought that there are a lot of similarities to the razor.
A straight razor is a basic simple tool that does its purpose well and nothing more. Early phones made phone calls, they didn't give you directions to your freinds house. You probably knew the directions already but if you didn't you gave him a call and he told you.
Early phones had party lines, everyone heard and knew what was going on in the neighborhood. Men used to go to the barber shop to get a shave catch up on the gossip and know what is going on in the neighborhood.
You had to learn how to take care of your razor and it took a little effort but it would take care of you the rest of your life. Your phone took a little more work also. You had to remember the number and dial it yourself. The phone couldn't do it for you. Your phone would last you 30 years. If you moved, died, or lightning struck it would be the only reasons you had to change.
The razor and phone manufactureres didn't like this as things are lasting to long so they said, "Lets make a cheap handles for the blades/phones and make them buy the disposable blades/programs and we will make lots more money.
These things did no better of a job than the origionals and maybe even worse. So the manufacturers got their marketing people involved. Lets put 2 edges on a razor, They can only use one at a time but they are to dumb to realize that. Or lets add text messaging, its slower and easier to miscommunicate but we will convince them its cool.
This has evolved into razors with 5 blades that don't do a better job than with one and cell phones that can tell you how much tea is in China when you don't drink tea anyway. These modern versions don't last more than a year and are obsolete when you buy them. Don't worry though, just toss them in the trash and spend a lot of money on a new one.
I can think of many more examples but I am off to hone my new straight.
Tim