Gentlemen, I have an honest question: If someone gave you facts that show global warming is, in fact, real--it is now universally accepted by people who know what science is (as opposed to politicians), shown by billions (that's with a "B" there) of pieces of data, analyzed by thousands of people (some of whom were funded by climate change deniers like the Koch brothers), would you care?
Or would you continue to assume it's some silly librul lie?
Because it's real. It really really is. The temperate is rising, weather patterns are changing, and this is going to change everything. The
Department of Defense (AKA the Military, AKA the Conservative's sole governmental love) accepts absolutely that climate change is happening, and
poses an enormous threat to the US's national security.
But hey, Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore, amirite?