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Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?
When a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats faster, he gets weak in the knee's, gawks incessantly, drools, points, mumbles and becomes very confused and irrational.
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Did you ever wonder why?
It's because she smells like a new truck!
I don't think I would be thinking about trucks in this situation!!
Of Course not your not in Dixie. Too cold up north to have your priorities straight. :rofl2:Quote:
Originally Posted by rodb
That was Great 1OldGI
If that's Dixie priorities, I'll gladly take the snow!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by RayCover
True day! And we go completely nuts imagining that truck with her sitting beside us. Well we Dixie boys do ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by rodb
-Bubba (the tapatalk redneck shooting a Droid X2)
If she was in the truck, that would be a whole different story:dropjaw:Quote:
Originally Posted by bamabubba
I could STROP that ! :tu
I'm talking about the leather, of course....... :shrug:
Now just picture the same woman with an extra 100 pounds on her. I think I would be thinking buses instead. Oh and I would feel sorry for all the cows that lost their lives to cloth said hyperthetical female.
Mick
makes me want to finish gettign my truck restored so i can have the new truck smell sitting next to me.]
Boy i remember why i love when im below the mason dixon line i hate living in yank land.
better yet she could be wearing a nice muskrat or coon jacket and my heart would race even faster because im a trapper and i can chase the fur all night.
