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02-01-2012, 12:49 AM #1Senior Member
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Yet Another Man Secret Compromised
Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?
When a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats faster, he gets weak in the knee's, gawks incessantly, drools, points, mumbles and becomes very confused and irrational.
Did you ever wonder why?
It's because she smells like a new truck!The older I get, the better I was
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02-01-2012, 12:57 AM #2Senior Member
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I don't think I would be thinking about trucks in this situation!!
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02-01-2012, 03:36 AM #3Senior Member
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Of Course not your not in Dixie. Too cold up north to have your priorities straight.
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That was Great 1OldGI
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02-01-2012, 04:12 AM #4Senior Member
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If that's Dixie priorities, I'll gladly take the snow!!! Originally Posted by RayCover
Of Course not your not in Dixie. Too cold up north to have your priorities straight.
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02-01-2012, 05:00 AM #5Senior Member
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True day! And we go completely nuts imagining that truck with her sitting beside us. Well we Dixie boys do Originally Posted by rodb
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02-01-2012, 05:24 AM #6Senior Member
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If she was in the truck, that would be a whole different story Originally Posted by bamabubba
True day! And we go completely nuts imagining that truck with her sitting beside us. Well we Dixie boys do
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02-01-2012, 06:24 AM #7Senior Member
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I could STROP that !
I'm talking about the leather, of course.......
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02-01-2012, 06:49 AM #8May your bone always be well buried
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Now just picture the same woman with an extra 100 pounds on her. I think I would be thinking buses instead. Oh and I would feel sorry for all the cows that lost their lives to cloth said hyperthetical female.
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02-01-2012, 02:04 PM #9learning something new every day
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makes me want to finish gettign my truck restored so i can have the new truck smell sitting next to me.]
Boy i remember why i love when im below the mason dixon line i hate living in yank land.
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02-01-2012, 02:05 PM #10learning something new every day
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better yet she could be wearing a nice muskrat or coon jacket and my heart would race even faster because im a trapper and i can chase the fur all night.
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