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And I thought the straight razor in the shower thing was a bad idea....
Well, actually, I still do. This... I'm really at a loss for words.
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And I thought the straight razor in the shower thing was a bad idea....
Well, actually, I still do. This... I'm really at a loss for words.
It pretty much had to be one of us, right? Lol
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Wow that's Darwin award material!! Surely everyone here is smarter than that!
What!? Taint the zen-like tranquility of my morning shave with traffic, grid-lock and the cast of idiots out on the road!? No way! I do however routinely see feckless wretches shaving with electric razors during their morning commute, of course cell phones and texting are common and one morning I even saw a woman flossing her teeth while driving. Me? Drive time is time to smoke my breakfast. My only distraction is a nice morning pipe or a good cigar (neither of which is much of a distraction.) In fact, were it not for the blessed vitamin N I would have quite probably been ran in for road rage by now.
I often see women applying makeup with both hands whilst staring into the rear view mirror! Madness.
omg Gi i read a news article on a lady from florida that hit another car because she was shaving her bikini area. Now i must admit i would have lied to the cops on the one if it was me but then again i wouldent be shaving while driving.
I heard about a man that was reading a newspaper when he hit something. The airbag went off and the hot gasses transferred the newsprint to his face. :)
Yeah, Darwin award was my first thought. My second was that this reminded me of a cartoon they used to playQuote:
Originally Posted by EisenFaust
Car of tomorrow - YouTube
The bit I'm talking about is around the end
lol There was a clone story in the Edmonton Sun a couple days ago about the same subject - minus the straight razor part. Only someone from Calgary would try something that daft...:p
Our police forces and media must be in sync, who knows. (For those of you who don't know, Calgary and Edmonton, my hometown, are less than 3 hours apart).
Hey Pete, where are you from? If you're reading the Calgary Sun are you from Alberta?
I may Pimp out my Volvo into a Shave Den! Just think hang the strop from the rearview like fuzzy dice, convert the cup holder into a soap dish and brush/razor stand and install a scuttle into the middle arm rest! May even put a stand in the passenger seat to stage SOTD pics!!! hahahahahahaha :roflmao
Unfortunately I've never seen that one but I'm sure, depending on the woman, it could make for a very interesting commute :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Deerhunter1995
not sayign i wouldent check my blind spot a few times (just to be safe LOL ) if i was driving anywhere near her but still thats plain stupidity.
I'm with you one this one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pete_S
The best part of that article is the big argument a couple of the people leaving comments got into. Man, they were really goin at it. Namecalling and all....what fun. haha! :P :argue:
That reminds me of this thread: http://straightrazorpalace.com/conve...e-shaving.html
Wow, thats hard to believe.
Thanks for the cartoon, haven't seen that one for years.
Nah, the article was linked to off Fark. I don't remember what the focus was on Fark, but strangely it wasnt the guy driving around with the open razor to his face bit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ryan82
Really, I've only heard of one thing stupider than this while driving. It involved a man and a woman, and... well lets just say her mouth was involved... in making him happy. Then another car was involved... which caused her teeth to become involved... which caused a hospital to be involved.
I'm not 100% its true since I heard it second hand, but I wouldn't be surprised if it was.