Thread: I really hope this wasnt one of you guys....

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And I thought the straight razor in the shower thing was a bad idea....

Well, actually, I still do. This... I'm really at a loss for words.

It pretty much had to be one of us, right? Lol

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Wow that's Darwin award material!! Surely everyone here is smarter than that!

What!? Taint the zen-like tranquility of my morning shave with traffic, grid-lock and the cast of idiots out on the road!? No way! I do however routinely see feckless wretches shaving with electric razors during their morning commute, of course cell phones and texting are common and one morning I even saw a woman flossing her teeth while driving. Me? Drive time is time to smoke my breakfast. My only distraction is a nice morning pipe or a good cigar (neither of which is much of a distraction.) In fact, were it not for the blessed vitamin N I would have quite probably been ran in for road rage by now.

I often see women applying makeup with both hands whilst staring into the rear view mirror! Madness.

omg Gi i read a news article on a lady from florida that hit another car because she was shaving her bikini area. Now i must admit i would have lied to the cops on the one if it was me but then again i wouldent be shaving while driving.

I heard about a man that was reading a newspaper when he hit something. The airbag went off and the hot gasses transferred the newsprint to his face.

Originally Posted by EisenFaust

I often see women applying makeup with both hands whilst staring into the rear view mirror! Madness.

Yeah, Darwin award was my first thought. My second was that this reminded me of a cartoon they used to play

Car of tomorrow - YouTube