Yep we're pretty much in the same boat. I moved away when he was around 8, definitely more of a cousin-type relationship than I have with my siblings close to my own age. He's a great kid though, supported by him not just picking the "expensive-looking" razor.
His girlfriend isn't named Velvo, so it's still a mystery!! I think he liked the brass bolsters to be honest... but i'll ask him next time I see him.