You are never too old to get steel!! You might think you are though. To which my response is "You're as young as who you feel!" Shame on you both!

"soliciting for a career in Law enforcement"? Sorry chief! I think that would be more likely to put you in a cell than holding the keys outside. Surprised you would have to take them all out though. Surely below the shirt is nobody's business but your own?

I have seen a few supensions done & was hugely impressed. Teh endorphin rush must be outrageous. I would like to try it. The only problem is the one guy I asked about it advised me that it would not be a good idea because of my diabetes