Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 10 of 11
  1. #1
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Location
    Braintree Ma. U.S.A.
    Posts
    112
    Thanked: 17

    Default Lawyers & Cigars

    I don't know if this is true but it wouldn't surprise me

    BEST LAWYER STORY OF THE YEAR, DECADE AND PROBABLY THE
    CENTURY.

    Charlotte, North Carolina. A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire.

    Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.

    In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires."

    The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.

    The lawyer sued.. and WON!


    (Stay with me.)



    Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company, which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable fire" and was obligated to pay the claim.

    Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the cigars lost in the "fires".

    NOW FOR THE BEST PART..

    After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!

    With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used
    against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.

    This is a true story and was the First Place winner in the recent Criminal Lawyers Award Contest.

  2. #2
    Senior Member kenneyty's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Location
    Redondo Beach, CA
    Posts
    403
    Thanked: 82

    Default

    perfect!

  3. #3
    Large Member ben.mid's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Location
    Oxfordshire, England
    Posts
    3,096
    Thanked: 763

    Default


  4. #4
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Location
    Michigan
    Posts
    252
    Thanked: 25

    Default

    WOW that is great!

  5. #5
    < Banned User >
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    Southampton, NY
    Posts
    65
    Thanked: 7

    Default urban legend

    Been around on the cigar forums for quite a while (mid 1960s). Urban legend that used to be taken seriously.
    "This is a true story and was the First Place winner in the recent Criminal Lawyers Award Contest."
    snopes.com: Cigar Arson
    Last edited by maierar; 03-28-2009 at 03:16 PM. Reason: more info

  6. The Following User Says Thank You to maierar For This Useful Post:

    Stagehand (03-28-2009)

  7. #6
    King of the Hill Antares's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Location
    Southern Germany
    Posts
    80
    Thanked: 11

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by maierar View Post
    Been around on the cigar forums for quite a while (mid 1960s). Urban legend that used to be taken seriously.
    "This is a true story and was the First Place winner in the recent Criminal Lawyers Award Contest."
    snopes.com: Cigar Arson

    HaHaHa, okay
    But anyeway, great story

  8. #7
    ---
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Posts
    1,230
    Thanked: 278

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by maierar View Post
    Been around on the cigar forums for quite a while (mid 1960s). Urban legend that used to be taken seriously.
    "This is a true story and was the First Place winner in the recent Criminal Lawyers Award Contest."
    snopes.com: Cigar Arson
    Too good to debunk I say.

    I like the idea of a lawyer getting his just deserts. (I learned something new anyway.)

  9. #8
    Member 12stones's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2009
    Location
    Houston, TX
    Posts
    73
    Thanked: 4

    Default

    Brad Paisley even turned it into a song: YouTube - Brad Paisley - The Cigar Song

  • #9
    Senior Member blabbermouth ChrisL's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2007
    Posts
    4,445
    Thanked: 834

    Default

    I don't know of any property policy that wouldn't exclude intentional acts. Being an insurance guy I couldn't help but look at it from that perspective and therefore was skeptical from the get go. I know, I know, "lighten up, Chris L!".

    Chris L
    "Blues fallin' down like hail." Robert Johnson
    "Aw, Pretty Boy, can't you show me nuthin but surrender?" Patti Smith

  • #10
    Connoisseur of steel Hawkeye5's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    Nashville, TN
    Posts
    937
    Thanked: 443

    Default

    No way, no where, no how. The term "fire" is never defined in a policy because every court in the land recognizes the difference between "friendly" and "hostile" fire as a matter of common law, and Chris points out the universal exclusion of an intentional act.
    Does make a good story though.
    Last edited by Hawkeye5; 04-06-2009 at 08:13 PM.

  • Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast

    Posting Permissions

    • You may not post new threads
    • You may not post replies
    • You may not post attachments
    • You may not edit your posts
    •