If you ever want to have some fun with a cheap cigar...
Get some coffee beans and give em some moisture. Put the beans in a Tupperware container and rig a way to place a couple of cigars above them without getting wet. Open the container now and again so as to ensure it doesn't get too damp - in a month or so give em a smoke.
I gave it a shot on some freebies I got and... Yum!!