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11-09-2014, 07:00 PM #1
What to do when the desire to shave exceeds beard available
Here, slightly modified, is a response I sent to a SRP member who complained that he wanted to shave more often than beard available.
Oh boy, here we go! I have a number of solutions for you, in no apparent order.
1: The power of positive thinking. Internally directing your beard hairs to grow faster so that you have more to shave.
2: Shave an hour later each day for a while and see if that increases shaveable acreage.
3: Rogaine.
4: Invent beard wigs so that you can shave more frequently.
5: Volunteer at an old people's home to give shaves to those that can't do it for themselves anymore - at least you will have the act of shaving to enjoy.
6: Time travel to the past to make sure you are born into a line of overly hursite men that require twice daily grooming.
7: Resign from you occupation and open a shave only business in downtown DC. I'm sure they all need to be more than presentable in that town.
8: Darken your beard area with a water soluble dye, lather and, using a shavette without a blade, indulge in the act of shaving for enjoyment and fulfillment of your latest obsession.
Other than these suggestions I would advise a 12 step program aimed at controlling these heart felt desires we all, the straight razor shavers of the world, suffer from. I didn't need to shave this Sunday morning, but I did because I had this surge of guilt if I didn't and it would have put me in a black mood for the rest of the day.
"The sharpening stones from time to time provide officers with gasoline."
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11-09-2014, 07:04 PM #2
Did we ask if he had a cat, bunny, dog, hamster........................?
It's a beautiful day somewhere I hope!
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11-09-2014, 07:12 PM #3
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11-09-2014, 07:40 PM #4
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Thanked: 1169. partial shaves... cheeks and throat on day 1, goatee on day 2, lather/shave/repeat
That may actually work
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11-09-2014, 11:40 PM #5
What to do when the desire to shave exceeds beard available
I hone,,,,,,,,
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11-09-2014, 11:48 PM #6
I use the method at the end of this commercial...works for me....everytime..but can be a bit messy...so don't forget a change of underwear!