True, but I hold two razors in each hand.Quote:
Originally Posted by syslight
The next poster strops on old soup can labels
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True, but I hold two razors in each hand.Quote:
Originally Posted by syslight
The next poster strops on old soup can labels
now we know the inventor of the multiblade "shaving system" :DQuote:
Originally Posted by roughneck
False, I made my own strop out of leather from shoes I've stolen from
the Goodwill bins.
The person who follows me has actually put their face up to a baby's
ass to do a BBS comparison.
John
False. It had nothing to do with comparison.
The person who follows me does the HHT with his own pubic hair.
True! it keeps me well groomedQuote:
Originally Posted by Noam
The person who follows me rotates all of his razors' scales every fortnight.
False, my name is not Robert.... i rotate mine quarterly!Quote:
Originally Posted by Nickelking
the person who posts after me has tried to put zeepk scales on a decent razor.
but it didn't work out because jello makes a bad bonding agent.Quote:
Originally Posted by syslight
The person who follows me eats Williams Shave Soap for breakfast.
X
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Originally Posted by xman
False, I shave in the evening.
The next poster shaves like a girl.
true: pinky up and on my tip toes! to-to optional....
the next person has a "man crush" on sweeney todd!
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Originally Posted by speed_pigeon
False Heck no
The person who follows me uses his leather belt as a hanging strop
True...I use my old Sam Brown on the reverse side, works fine.
The person following me uses a MachIII after his straight razor to get the so praised BBS.
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Originally Posted by Jacques13
Oh hell NO!!!! its a DE................................ jk
The person who follows me uses his a DD Satin Edge as a letter opener
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Originally Posted by papasmurf
False, however I have been known to shave with my letter opener.
The person who follows me shaves blindfolded.
This is true!Quote:
Originally Posted by Loochie
The person who posts after me has found my left ear and upper lip!
:roflmao :roflmao Very good Mark! Very good indeed!Quote:
Originally Posted by JMS
James.
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Originally Posted by JMS
False I did find a right ear I guess it must be someone else's
the person who follows me is just posting to get more money for the casino (as am I )
true, why else continue this thread :)Quote:
Originally Posted by papasmurf
the person who posts after me suppositories as the glycerin source for "uber-lather"
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Originally Posted by syslight
:roflmao :roflmao :roflmao :roflmao :roflmao
false, my woman does this for me.
the next person leaves facial hair not because it looks good, but because it means there is less he has to shave!
Well guys I am glad your having fun and glad to help put a little cash in your Casino accounts! :nj
oh! i choose me!! (come on, this was pretty funny)
false, i leave it beacuse the chicks dig it.
the next guy secretly loves "the cure!"
Where'd you get "secretly" from?
The person who posts after me shaves leading with the spine.
No better way to get rid of razor burn.
The person who follows has a beard.
True, I was so busy admiring yours I couldn't help but let it grow!
The person that follows me tried to hone up a Macbook Air!
false, sideburns and a goat.
the person who follows me has seriously considered shaving his wife's mustache in her sleep!
False, I'm not married but wish I was.
The person who follows me secretly played with Care Bears when they were young.
True, those little hearts make excellent targets for hunting practise.
The person following me was once caught using his wife's razor to shave his other cheeks.
I'm glad I'm not addicted at allQuote:
Originally Posted by Doc
False, I never get caughtQuote:
Originally Posted by Mike_ratliff
The shaver following me comes up with a better line than this one
False. I uh... I think that... uh... I give up!
The person following me has a sock suspender collection they're very proud of.
False, The shame, oh the shame... now you know my dark secret... My sock suspender collection...
The person following me has tried to sell his kriegar collection to a museum.
false! i love my kriegars, all of them! and i use my Meastro to practice honing and open envelopes. ";"
the next guy uses straights because he was raised by mountain men and doesn't know there are any other options.
False: I tried hot coals and broken glass first...
The person following really waxes, and is just embarassed to admit it.
true, you caught me. but not my face! that's straight all the way now!
the next person uses an actual badger, not just a brush! (how real men do it!)
False, in Canada we lather with beavers because we're lumberjacks and that's as manly as it gets.Quote:
Originally Posted by speed_pigeon
The person who follows me has strapped a Gillette power handle to his straight for that micro-pulse action to get a better shave.
Damn thing jumed right out of my hand, luckily I wasn't naked.:D
The next person has shaved with an epilady.
HOLY SNAP! THAT'S ACTUALLY TRUE! a buddy had a huge bear beard and was mouthing off. we were drunk and it was around the time we were taking chunks out of each others hair with wireless trimmers, but i grabbed his mom's epilady out of the bathroom and basically smacked him with it! OMG, the red dots that turned to blood. he had the biggest patch on the side of his face. even when he shaved you could still see it. it was weeks before he was normal!
the next guy is so manly he uses his own hoo-haa to strop!!!!
True, but I have to fold it in half!Quote:
Originally Posted by speed_pigeon
The person who follows wears support hose!
Support ho's, that is.
The next guy, though, he sent his Mach 3 to Lynn to hone.
True. It came back sharper than all me Zeepkes.
The next one thinks a badger brush is what badgers groom themselves with.
True, which is why I am still using only my bare hands to wet my face while shaving.
The person following me is going to donate and ship a live badger to my door