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Originally Posted by leadduck
No No No, it's what I use to groom Badgers! (those aren't shaving cuts on my face)
The person after me tried stropping his razor on a live horse.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by leadduck
No No No, it's what I use to groom Badgers! (those aren't shaving cuts on my face)
The person after me tried stropping his razor on a live horse.
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Originally Posted by hoglahoo
darn, double post, this should fix it...
No need to donate, I've been raising badgers for years. It should arrive any day now...
The person after me tried stropping on a live horse!
True, but he moved and I ended up with a new horsehair brush:D
The person after me has bald patches up and down their legs and arms from shave testing.
true, the back of my hands are BBS!
the next guy secretly uses his wife's perfume as aftershave
True, my wife likes it after I shave her coochie.
The person after me has their mate shave their back with a straight.
False, i let my pet badger shave my back though.... only fair.
the person after me has tried to shave his belly with a rusty razor!
What can I say... It worked on the Badger. :shrug:
the person after me used a straight to perform his own vasectomy.
false, but how funny i did drop my razor while shaving commando about an hour ago. and yes i caught it. right between my thumb and fore finger a foot above the floor. i have a nice thick mat down incase but i saved this one! it took me a minute to settle down and finish shaving.
the next guy was not as lucky as me and is no longer a guy.
False. You must be referring to Xman.
The guy who follows me hones on a cat's tongue, uses Lava soap in his mug and shaves with a scaling knife ... then complains of razor burn.
Well, close i use the cat for honing but the dog's tongue uis better for stropping. Nothing exfoliates like Lava soap! and the scaling knife does leead to lots of razor burn... maybe i'll see if Lynn will hone it. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by leadduck
The person after me tried to shave their SO's legs and now has to sleep on the couch.
half true. i am sleeping on the couch, but it wasn't her legs :nono: :shrug:
the next person thinks this guy is tossing off -----> :roflmao
True, but with a machette. The next guy knows the answer to this question:
"How does Superman shave, given that no blade in existence is a match for his Kryptonian whiskers?" (A little outside the game, but interesting trivia, nonetheless.)
:OT but I'll answer anyway. He uses his laser eye thingy while looking in the mirror and burns it off.Quote:
Originally Posted by leadduck
The next person thinks they can hone up a razor that would shave superman.
True, I once hewn a razor in two.
The next goofball habitually rubs sharp objects against his face at work just to hear the pleasurable sound of metal against stubble
False. My face is the sharp metal.
The one who follows me shine his shoes with his Illinois strop.
False - I send them home to my mummy when they need a shine.Quote:
Originally Posted by leadduck
The person who follows me uses his leather gimp suit as a strop.
James.
false! my gimp suit is patten leather and far too smooth to strop with.
the next guy is so dedicated to razors he uses barbacide as mouth wash
True!! and the ladies love it!!!
The next guy broke his best razor trying to shave Bruce Campbells chiselled jaw.
True. I'll never get that cartridge blade back either because it's embedded in Campbell's jaw.
The next SRP member to post is well-known among friends and colleagues to ruin conversations by silently staring at people's less than perfectly clean-shaven faces (including women), analyzing their complexions, hair growth patterns, and facial contours.
True! I can't help it and when they notice I hand them a Testimony of Straight Razor Shaving and direct them to this site for guidance. A Straight Razor Missionary can do no less!
The person after me has spent an hour staunching a gushing cut on his chin without one peep of protest but squeals like a little girl at a paper cut.
HEY! paper cuts hurt... :p
the person after me uses canned goop to shave his pits.
Well, it works just as well until you nick it.Quote:
Originally Posted by chancecatalyst
the person below me is trying to get his old mach 3 turned into scales for his new razor.
That used to be true for me, shaving with goop is the pits.
Captain Tex hijacked my reply!
Great idea about turning the old Gillette into straight razor scales - I may try that! After all, it's the best a man can get
The next person practices their honing strokes at work or school using a plastic picnic knife
True! It's the safest way to practice on your foreskin!
The next responder keeps a razor in the kitchen for shaving peaches and kiwis!
" The next person practices their honing strokes at work or school using a plastic picnic knife"
:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by dirknibleck
Are you a mohel?
lol, hog!
and yes, i do keep a razor for shaving peaches and kiwis. however i don't keep it in the kitchen. that's just not sanitary!
the next person wears superman PJ's with the feet in and a butt flap, while they shave with "the chronic" and their name is joel.
Not true - my superman jammies got put away when I got married. Now I wear this:Quote:
Originally Posted by speed_pigeon
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(much more comfortable, and I'm a big boy now...).
The person who follows me plays "Masters of the Universe" with their straights as the "goodies" and their old cartridge razors as the "baddies".
"Take that, accursed Skeletor [mach 3]. Bchoooorrrr!!". "Nooooo He-Man [8/8 Friodur]. Have mercy, pleeeease.....!!"
James.
Yup I line them up along the edge of the bathtub and make battle sounds till my wife comes in and tells me I'm all wrinkly and have to get out. I have news for her though - at my age I'm wrinkly all the time!!
The person who follows me is still trying to figure out why people call them straight razors when they are all bendy in the middle. It should be a hinged razor or there should be rules about what to do with that handle thingy so its straight like the name says. The Japanese got it right, whats wrong with everybody else?
False.... but since I live in the San Francisco Bay Area, I'm looking for a term that's more sensitive to the GLBT community than the heterosexist term "straight"! (I'm thinking "open" razor sounds a lot more friendly.)
The person after me wore a full beard until he started using a straight ('scuse me, "open") razor... then he was having so much fun that he now has a three-hair soul patch "for religious purposes".
True! You have to have at least three hairs to get the braid just right.Quote:
Originally Posted by Still_Ged
The person after me was so impressed with the stain resistant qualities of stainless steel for his razors that he had a custom set of undies made of the same material!
Tue! My name is Tony Stark and they just released a movie about me, starring Robert Downey, Jr.
The next guy uses his razor to butter his toast in the morning, thinking he's stropping it at the same time.
So true! How did you know? But if you think that's something, listen to this, the next guy uses a W&B meatchopper to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar! BTW, butter is the best pre-shave oil.
Damn straight I do. Nothing cuts through that plastic jar better than a meat cleaver!! Makes getting the last dilectible licks out of the jar that much easier.
The next poster thinks BBS stands for 'Bare Butt Shave', so he shaves in the nude, ignoring good technique. His face looks like Hellraisers.
TRUE!!! But I wasnt shaving my face!
The next person to post uses Jack Daniels for aftershave
True! But I happen to use Jack Daniels before AND after I shave!
The person who comes after me was so smitten with the idea of face lathering, he also decided to go one step further and now tries to strop on his face as well.
It's like they say, smite makes right. I skipped the one step further and went straight to honing on my face. I used to do that with disposables too, come to think of it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Seraphim
The next yokel sleeps with his or her straight collection for comfort after a long day at work, and softly applies loving caresses to each one before succombing to the night.
FALSE!! Those sheep are damnable liars! Do not believe a word they say!Quote:
Originally Posted by hoglahoo
....Oh, sorry - misread your post... :o
The next person heard the name "Wade and Butcher" and thought it was referring to their local purveyor of fine meats spending a delightful day at the seaside.
James.
Actually I thought it said Wade THE Butcher and I was impressed with how many razors the guy could afford to own and have engraved with his name on them. Business must be paying pretty good to be able to do that.
The person after me has wrapped all bathroom fixtures with several layers of duct tape rather than risk smacking his straight edge on bare metal.....again.
Oh, yeah. But that was months ago. Then I moved to foam insulation. Now I've just padded the whole bathroom. (And frankly, don't we all belong in a padded room?)
The person after me once stood on a street corner with a sign that read, "Will work for straight razors"... and actually got one!
False! I couldn't find anyone that would give it to me, Ended up paying for a razor on my own!
The next poster likes shaving so much his wife woke up to find him totally hairless and shaving her at 3 AM
