Thread: A game for your pleasure

HEY! paper cuts hurt...

the person after me uses canned goop to shave his pits.

Originally Posted by chancecatalyst

No No No, it's what I use to groom Badgers! (those aren't shaving cuts on my face)

The person after me tried stropping his razor on a live horse.

Well, it works just as well until you nick it.

the person below me is trying to get his old mach 3 turned into scales for his new razor.

That used to be true for me, shaving with goop is the pits.

Captain Tex hijacked my reply!

Great idea about turning the old Gillette into straight razor scales - I may try that! After all, it's the best a man can get

The next person practices their honing strokes at work or school using a plastic picnic knife

True! It's the safest way to practice on your foreskin!

The next responder keeps a razor in the kitchen for shaving peaches and kiwis!

" The next person practices their honing strokes at work or school using a plastic picnic knife"

Originally Posted by dirknibleck

True! It's the safest way to practice on your foreskin!

Are you a mohel?

lol, hog!

and yes, i do keep a razor for shaving peaches and kiwis. however i don't keep it in the kitchen. that's just not sanitary!



the next person wears superman PJ's with the feet in and a butt flap, while they shave with "the chronic" and their name is joel.

Originally Posted by speed_pigeon

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the next person wears superman PJ's with the feet in and a butt flap, while they shave with "the chronic" and their name is joel

Not true - my superman jammies got put away when I got married. Now I wear this:



(much more comfortable, and I'm a big boy now...).

The person who follows me plays "Masters of the Universe" with their straights as the "goodies" and their old cartridge razors as the "baddies".

"Take that, accursed Skeletor [mach 3]. Bchoooorrrr!!". "Nooooo He-Man [8/8 Friodur]. Have mercy, pleeeease.....!!"


James.

Yup I line them up along the edge of the bathtub and make battle sounds till my wife comes in and tells me I'm all wrinkly and have to get out. I have news for her though - at my age I'm wrinkly all the time!!

The person who follows me is still trying to figure out why people call them straight razors when they are all bendy in the middle. It should be a hinged razor or there should be rules about what to do with that handle thingy so its straight like the name says. The Japanese got it right, whats wrong with everybody else?

False.... but since I live in the San Francisco Bay Area, I'm looking for a term that's more sensitive to the GLBT community than the heterosexist term "straight"! (I'm thinking "open" razor sounds a lot more friendly.)

The person after me wore a full beard until he started using a straight ('scuse me, "open") razor... then he was having so much fun that he now has a three-hair soul patch "for religious purposes".

Originally Posted by Still_Ged

The person after me wore a full beard until he started using a straight ('scuse me, "open") razor... then he was having so much fun that he now has a three-hair soul patch "for religious purposes".

True! You have to have at least three hairs to get the braid just right.

The person after me was so impressed with the stain resistant qualities of stainless steel for his razors that he had a custom set of undies made of the same material!