Thread: A game for your pleasure

Originally Posted by leadduck

True. It came back sharper than all me Zeepkes.

The next one thinks a badger brush is what badgers groom themselves with.

No No No, it's what I use to groom Badgers! (those aren't shaving cuts on my face)

The person after me tried stropping his razor on a live horse.

Originally Posted by hoglahoo

True, which is why I am still using only my bare hands to wet my face while shaving.

The person following me is going to donate and ship a live badger to my door

darn, double post, this should fix it...


No need to donate, I've been raising badgers for years. It should arrive any day now...

The person after me tried stropping on a live horse!

True, but he moved and I ended up with a new horsehair brush

The person after me has bald patches up and down their legs and arms from shave testing.

true, the back of my hands are BBS!

the next guy secretly uses his wife's perfume as aftershave

True, my wife likes it after I shave her coochie.

The person after me has their mate shave their back with a straight.

False, i let my pet badger shave my back though.... only fair.

the person after me has tried to shave his belly with a rusty razor!

What can I say... It worked on the Badger.

the person after me used a straight to perform his own vasectomy.

false, but how funny i did drop my razor while shaving commando about an hour ago. and yes i caught it. right between my thumb and fore finger a foot above the floor. i have a nice thick mat down incase but i saved this one! it took me a minute to settle down and finish shaving.

the next guy was not as lucky as me and is no longer a guy.

False. You must be referring to Xman.

The guy who follows me hones on a cat's tongue, uses Lava soap in his mug and shaves with a scaling knife ... then complains of razor burn.

Originally Posted by leadduck

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The guy who follows me hones on a cat's tongue, uses Lava soap in his mug and shaves with a scaling knife ... then complains of razor burn.

Well, close i use the cat for honing but the dog's tongue uis better for stropping. Nothing exfoliates like Lava soap! and the scaling knife does leead to lots of razor burn... maybe i'll see if Lynn will hone it.

The person after me tried to shave their SO's legs and now has to sleep on the couch.