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    Quote Originally Posted by scar9783 View Post
    The next poster likes shaving so much his wife woke up to find him totally hairless and shaving her at 3 AM
    Not so! Why wait til 3 am??

    The next person pawned their tools to buy more razor paraphernalia
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    False: who said they were MY tools
    the next person saw an ad for the henckels dancing twins and thought it was a porn site, and has been hooked on str8's ever since.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nun2sharp View Post
    False: who said they were MY tools
    the next person saw an ad for the henckels dancing twins and thought it was a porn site, and has been hooked on str8's ever since.
    True - but the porn addiction was much cheaper

    The next person has way too many razors but doesn't know it.
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    false, one can never have too many razors (hi, my name is Tony, and I'm a razor-holic)

    the next person still shaves with a mach3 on ocasion

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    Quote Originally Posted by freebird View Post
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    the next person still shaves with a mach3 on ocasion
    False - I never let a mach 3 anywhere near my occasion (or anywhere else for that matter).

    The next person got drunk on absinthe and chopped off their ear with a Wapi.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimbo View Post
    False - I never let a mach 3 anywhere near my occasion (or anywhere else for that matter).

    The next person got drunk on absinthe and chopped off their ear with a Wapi.

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    WHAT?!, WHAT"S THAT YOU SAY? SPEAK INTO MY GOOD EAR!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seraphim View Post
    WHAT?!, WHAT"S THAT YOU SAY? SPEAK INTO MY GOOD EAR!

    The person who comes after me likes to shave his armpits with chipped Ebay razors


    False they have to be chipped & pretzeled. !


    The next guy gave up straight shaving because someone told him his face looked like a baby's butt.
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    No that was SMELLED like a baby butt!

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    I probably can, a flying ant landed on my Norton in the path of the blade I was sharpening and the ant was split in twain.

    The SRP member who just posted below me really was the model for the little smileys used in this forum, even though he or she may try to deny it
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    Thanks for honoring me with my pictures son!
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