Thread: A game for your pleasure

half true. i am sleeping on the couch, but it wasn't her legs

the next person thinks this guy is tossing off ----->

True, but with a machette. The next guy knows the answer to this question:

"How does Superman shave, given that no blade in existence is a match for his Kryptonian whiskers?" (A little outside the game, but interesting trivia, nonetheless.)

Originally Posted by leadduck

"How does Superman shave, given that no blade in existence is a match for his Kryptonian whiskers?" (A little outside the game, but interesting trivia, nonetheless.)

but I'll answer anyway. He uses his laser eye thingy while looking in the mirror and burns it off.

The next person thinks they can hone up a razor that would shave superman.

True, I once hewn a razor in two.

The next goofball habitually rubs sharp objects against his face at work just to hear the pleasurable sound of metal against stubble

False. My face is the sharp metal.
The one who follows me shine his shoes with his Illinois strop.

Originally Posted by leadduck

The one who follows me shine his shoes with his Illinois strop.

False - I send them home to my mummy when they need a shine.

The person who follows me uses his leather gimp suit as a strop.

James.

false! my gimp suit is patten leather and far too smooth to strop with.

the next guy is so dedicated to razors he uses barbacide as mouth wash

True!! and the ladies love it!!!

The next guy broke his best razor trying to shave Bruce Campbells chiselled jaw.

True. I'll never get that cartridge blade back either because it's embedded in Campbell's jaw.

The next SRP member to post is well-known among friends and colleagues to ruin conversations by silently staring at people's less than perfectly clean-shaven faces (including women), analyzing their complexions, hair growth patterns, and facial contours.

True! I can't help it and when they notice I hand them a Testimony of Straight Razor Shaving and direct them to this site for guidance. A Straight Razor Missionary can do no less!

The person after me has spent an hour staunching a gushing cut on his chin without one peep of protest but squeals like a little girl at a paper cut.