When it comes to shaving there are those things that just bug you. To me its getting a razor that's new but not shave ready. Yet we all accept that as that's just the way it is. Normal so to speak. However if you went into a shop in 1920 and bought one and it was not shave ready it would be considered a defect and you would return it and give the shop owner a piece of your mind.

So what are your pet peeves? The aftershave that cost a mint and makes you smell so bad your wife won't let you near her? The vendor who took your money and now treats you like his divorced wife? The new razor with crooked pinning? The strop that cups so bad its useless? The eboy deal gone bad?

You get the idea. The Bigspendur guarantees after you unload you'll feel like a new man. Just keep it general don't name any specific entities please.