Dude, I feel ya bro. This is what I do, cause I get that all the time from my Girlfriend.
She actually asked me today if I save money? I save money to buy more razor stuff.
Live free, Shave hard! We recently had a flood of packages arrive,
I kinda bend the truth, and say, No, it's soap, and run in the bedroom while she's doing something else, open it quickly, put it with the rest. I have so many, she can't tell anymore. so I'm safe...