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  1. 06-04-2009, 06:24 PM #1
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    Default Secret for a really close shave

    A man enters a barber shop for a shave.

    While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.

    "I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer.

    "Just place this between your cheek and gum."

    The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced.

    After a few strokes the client asks in garbled speech, "And what if I swallow it?"

    "No problem," says the barber.

    "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."
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  3. 06-04-2009, 06:50 PM #2
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    that's great!!!
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  4. 06-04-2009, 06:51 PM #3
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    Hehe

    Thanks for that

    I remember Lou claiming he wrote that, so here's a link to his hilarious embellishment
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  5. 06-04-2009, 09:29 PM #4
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    Nice...never heard that one!
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  6. 06-04-2009, 11:16 PM #5
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    WOW!!!! LOL
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  7. 06-05-2009, 01:57 AM #6
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    Robert ... this was in the Joke thread a few month back and to be honest, the delivery was better there.

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  8. 06-05-2009, 03:00 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by xman View Post
    Robert ... this was in the Joke thread a few month back and to be honest, the delivery was better there.

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    OK, so I posted the lame version. Oh well.
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  9. 06-08-2009, 01:51 AM #8
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    I think I've read the extended version of that story at least four times in this forum...and I've laughed every time!
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